Teilweise zum schreien, wenn\'s nicht so ernst wäre, geniale website:
http://www.bonkersinstitute.org/index.html
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Pavlov entwickelt Speichelfluß in Anbetracht der Aussicht auf einen neuen lustigen Tag, an dem er seinen Hund irritieren kann.
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Doctor Finds Genetic Link to Everything
by Ima Debunker, MindFreedom News Service
For years, Dr. M.I. Bonkers, founder and president of the Bonkers Institute for Nearly Genuine Research, has been puzzled by one simple question: why isn\'t everybody exactly the same?
Bonkers, who earns a hefty six-figure income, lives in a comfortable five-bedroom home and drives a silver-gray Volvo wagon, is often heard muttering to himself, \"Why can\'t everyone be as perfect as me?\"
Dr. Bonkers says that his interest in this particular line of research began nearly a decade ago, when he was buying some groceries at the supermarket.
\"I looked at the lady behind the counter,\" he recalls, \"and I couldn\'t help wondering: why is she working at a job that pays only $8 per hour, instead of being a highly-paid medical professional like myself? I knew instinctively that something wasn\'t right.\"
That moment was a turning point in Dr. Bonkers\' career. He received a $2.5 million grant from the federal government (with additional funding from certain really big pharmaceutical giants) to establish and operate the Bonkers Institute for Nearly Genuine Research. Already, experimental laboratory tests conducted at the Bonkers Institute have produced several promising studies which might someday lead to a scientific breakthrough in our understanding of prototypical human somatogenic behavioral response, or something like that.
\"We used to believe people are different for no particular reason,\" Bonkers explained, \"but now we\'re learning there\'s a biological, organic and/or genetic component to just about everything.\"
\"For example,\" Dr. Bonkers continued, \"I used to think people drive gas-guzzling Sport Utility Vehicles simply because they\'re misguided. Now I understand they probably suffer from some kind of chemical imbalance.\"
This new way of thinking is important, Bonkers says, because it will reduce the stigma society often associates with certain automobiles, such as rusty Ford Escorts and badly-dented Mercury Sables.
\"We know that certain kinds of vehicular choices run in families,\" Bonkers observed. \"Just the other day, I heard a farmer say he really likes his Chevy pickup. After questioning the man, I discovered that both his father and grandfather had owned Chevrolets, clearly indicating a strong genetic predisposition.\"
Bonkers adds that pharmacological treatment (with new and constantly improved medications such as the highly profitable selective serotonin reputake inhibitors, which are 100% non-addictive if taken for life, have no invisible side effects, and cost nothing if you have decent insurance) may be required in some but probably not all cases.
\"One of my patients was an elderly woman who drove a dull tan-colored Chrysler. After putting her on a combination of antidepressants, stimulants, sedatives and mood stabilizers, she began driving a more appropriate blue Buick.\"
Bonkers says that in many cases, years of treatment are required before patients achieve full recovery. I asked the clinician how he knows when pyschiatric medications may be safely discontinued.
\"That\'s simple,\" he replied with a chuckle. \"When the patient drives a silver-gray Volvo wagon.\"
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